Malandragem: You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died….
I think this is beautiful
(Source: NPR)
Oh my god.
sweet pee
………. why dont tattooers say something!!!??
my favorite one is the one that says REGRET NOHING
Scumbag Dumbledore
how did i never think of this
this reminds me of the little aliens in slaughterhouse five and how they say everything has happened/everything will happen…so it goes.
cuz das what i am
and guess what
I WILL KEEP SMILING
I AM BEAUTIFULLLL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
vain/vān/
Adjective:
- Having or showing an excessively high opinion of one’s appearance, abilities, or worth.
HEY HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU ANON
ALSO IM PRETTY SURE ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT I AM JOKINGLY VAIN MOST OF THE TIME
AND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUES TOO, I JUST TRY NOT TO LET IT BOTHER ME SO I WONT BECOME ONE OF THOSE BITCHES WHO ARE INSECURE ALL THE TIME AND NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE FROM OTHERS
HOW ABOUT FUCK NO
I DON’T NEED PEOPLE TO TELL ME IM AMAZING, I CAN LOVE MYSELF THE WAY I AM
SO FUCK YOU FOR BEING MEAN
I JUST SMILED, I DIDNT TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES AND DO A STRIPTEASE
VAIN MY ASS
AND EVEN IF I AM, FUCK YOU!
I DO HOLD MYSELF IN HIGH ESTEEM
IF I DONT, WHO ELSE WILL?
SELF WORTH CAN ONLY BE MEASURED BY ONE PERSON
ME ME ME ME ME
SO YES, I DO HAVE A HIGH OPINION OF MY ABILITIES AND MY WORTH
hey, how about fuck you.
this is my blog, i didnt ask you to look at it, now did i?
MY BLOG MY BLOG MY BLOG
I LIKE MY FACE SO FUCK YOU
AND I SMILED BECAUSE IT WAS MORNING AND I WAS HAPPY AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY HAPPINESS SO MAYBE OTHERS CAN BE CHEERED BY A SMILE TOO… BECAUSE IM A NICE PERSON AND NOT A STUPID CUNT WHO WRITES MEAN, HATEFUL MESSAGES ON THE INTERNET WITH THE INTENT TO HURT A PERSON’S FEELINGS
and a life? really? going on MY tumblr and writing this makes you have SOOOO much of a life. damn man, you are living the life. and who the fuck wants to see it? well i dont know, you clearly cared enough to come to MY blog and then purposely watch a video about someone you clearly DO NOT LIKE and then take the time out of your day to send me a message.
i mean, come on, why do you have to hate like that?
why can’t you just get on with your life instead of hurting someone like that
really, could you REALLY not keep that mean thought in your head, or post that on your blog or something
it’s because of people like you that our world is so fucked up
so let me say something to you, you fucking killer of happiness and all things good in this world:
that was the most pointless message ever. who the fuck wants to see a message of u hatin’ on purpose. seriously, get a life. so fucking stupid
PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i’ve had enough of your sassy mouth, saying hi whenever you damn please, girl stop this nonsense
i’ve had enough of your sassy mouth kevin, always trying to tell me what you think is right or wrong. you stop your nonsense this instant!
LOL.
LOL thanks!
/ not used to compliments, not sure quite how to react LOL
and no, i had it permed that way :o
HOW TO CHEAT ON AN EXAM/TEST (ACTUALLY WORKS!)
HAHHAAHHA OH MY GOSH, WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS?
woah wtf it makes sense
LOOOOL
(Source: miss-jt)
